thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

(via midalovescomida)

LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

i think you mean the best

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waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

(via no0pe)

askgeorgebush:

sassyenjolras:

twilightpatriot:

am-night-king:

when someone draws something just for you

This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste.

The more you know.

You must be fun at parties.

when someone draws something for me i die of amonia poisoning 

(via hang-in-there-angel)